Prehistoric Homosexual

The perfect word to describe the most perfect gay man.

David Walker, who is DDR’s finest piece of furniture, is a prehistoric homosexual who lives in the closest and sometimes opens the door to allow the outside world to view his not so hidden secret.

‘Prehistoric’ is to describe the era in which he was born. Roaming around with the dinosaurs, you’d often see Walker on the back of a T-Rex waving a pride flag and sipping a glass of his own semen.

You’re such a prehistoric homosexual, David Walker. I’m loving those shoes you crafted from the bones of a stegosaurs and the bra you made from leaves.

by DDR HOE March 19, 2022

Prehistoric Hunt

the most shitass game to ever exist, the most booty game to ever exist on planet earth

game so bad its almost as bad as prehistoric hunt

by Thatoneguy yknow? July 9, 2025

Prehistoric Bat

Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.

Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.

by doctorcutie6 June 1, 2021

Prehistoric-whore

Anyone who is an old female who is a constant cunt to everyone

Guy 1: *fishing*
Old woman: "GET OUT OF THERE"
Guy 1: "YOU PREHISTORIC-WHORE SUCK MY DICK"

by Cockscrubber July 28, 2022

prehistoric bananas

bananas before they existed.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.

dude, I just ate some prehistoric bananas and barfed in the toilet. I don't think I should go to work after eating prehistoric bananas.

by how did you find this November 22, 2021

Prehistoric Artifact

A formal way to describe 46th U.S. President, Joe Biden.

Shut the fuck up Joe, you are a fucking prehistoric artifact.

by donald trump, obama, and biden April 12, 2023

Prehistoric Artifact

A term for the 46th President of the United States, Joe Biden.

"Shut the fuck up Joe, you Prehistoric Artifact. Stop raping those monkeys and pay some attention to your hoe wife who sleeps with 20 year olds. Joe you racist fag hoe bitch nobody likes you kill yourself kanye for president trump for vice president and hillary clintin should get hanged and bumraped.

by donald trump, obama, and biden April 18, 2023