by Pookiemane October 30, 2020
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Saheem Malik Valdery Is An <Prehistoric>Alita<Behemoth> For Felu's Country Of Japan's<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The perfect word to describe the most perfect gay man.
David Walker, who is DDR’s finest piece of furniture, is a prehistoric homosexual who lives in the closest and sometimes opens the door to allow the outside world to view his not so hidden secret.
‘Prehistoric’ is to describe the era in which he was born. Roaming around with the dinosaurs, you’d often see Walker on the back of a T-Rex waving a pride flag and sipping a glass of his own semen.
David Walker, who is DDR’s finest piece of furniture, is a prehistoric homosexual who lives in the closest and sometimes opens the door to allow the outside world to view his not so hidden secret.
‘Prehistoric’ is to describe the era in which he was born. Roaming around with the dinosaurs, you’d often see Walker on the back of a T-Rex waving a pride flag and sipping a glass of his own semen.
You’re such a prehistoric homosexual, David Walker. I’m loving those shoes you crafted from the bones of a stegosaurs and the bra you made from leaves.
by DDR HOE March 19, 2022
Get the Prehistoric Homosexualmug. by Cockscrubber July 28, 2022
Get the Prehistoric-whoremug. Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.
Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.
by doctorcutie6 June 1, 2021
Get the Prehistoric Batmug. by Thatoneguy yknow? July 9, 2025
Get the Prehistoric Huntmug. "Shut the fuck up Joe, you Prehistoric Artifact. Stop raping those monkeys and pay some attention to your hoe wife who sleeps with 20 year olds. Joe you racist fag hoe bitch nobody likes you kill yourself kanye for president trump for vice president and hillary clintin should get hanged and bumraped.
by donald trump, obama, and biden April 18, 2023
Get the Prehistoric Artifactmug.