precipitation

Rain

"Is there going to be any precipitation today?"
"...just call it rain you fkn nerd"

by Deesenutz November 22, 2015

precipitate

To rain...(it can rain a number of things, but please see the example for proper usage).

jk: I'm giving this new girl a try.

jk: If things don't precipitate after 2 months then it might be time to move on, but i really dig her.

dd: Precipitate? Doesn't that mean rain?

jk: Yeah, me raining skeet on her face.

by Mr. Softie 58 January 31, 2007

Precipitatious

To be rained on, emotionally. A word to describe someone who "brings you down."

Often, but not always used as a joke. When NOT used as a joke, can be stirringly sharp and rude.

"I don't like her, I don't trust her, she's precipitatious"
"...she's what?..."
"Yeah. She rains down on me. Always with the rain."

by Preposterous February 6, 2010

Premeditated Dicking

The act of thinking out before hand how one is going to be a dick to another person.

When Dave put itching powder in Stan's underwear, which he had planned to do for weeks, it was a premeditated dicking.

by The Dumbo Slap November 30, 2009

premeditated manslaughter

Premeditated Manslaughter is when your lawyer conives your life into a living hell of their plundering your rights & assets bringing collateral damage to your family provoking you into re-action with the ultimate defence!

Mayuko: Did you hear about Big John McLintock QC who stripped one too many clients of their life savings and assets?
Phil: What again? I'd heard about his ex-client whom he left penniless retired & unable to fend for herself financially who committed suicide?
Mayuko: Yeah, but this time the Client reacted- ran him splat sideways with a heavily modified Norton Commando Speedster Twin 750; Client claimed an accident after being driven mad by Big John he had it all planned, I reckon: 'Premeditated Manslaughter'.
Phil: Good luck using the premeditated murder defence against ... Anyhow, didn't you hear: Karma justice? JohnMcLinden had an affair with the Black Widow whom he got off for murder but her Russian gangster boyfriend arranged an execution. Of course, She still walks free!

by VapourTrail October 13, 2019

Reciprocal Precipitation

When you find out you're STD status based on your most recent sexual partners STD test.

I don't have to get tested because Mary just did and she's clean, gotta love that reciprocal precipitation.

by Harriet Dubman November 27, 2014

precipitation

WATER FROM THE SKY

THEIR IS PRECIPITATION DUDE
IT COMES FROM THE SKY
DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!

by HOUNKUS November 15, 2019