Poseidon’s Kiss

When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter

Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…

Poseidon’s Kiss by bussyslurper June 21, 2024

Poseidon's Kiss 

giving or receiving a blowjob while drinking sparkling water.

she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.

Poseidon's Kiss by lee Harvey Oswald jr July 27, 2024

kiss of poseidon

When your pooping and the water splashes up and kisses your chili ring

I got a kiss of Poseidon this morning when I fired up the old log splitter.

kiss of poseidon by Mark Martwat Jr. February 4, 2018

the kiss of poseidon 

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek

“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”

the kiss of poseidon by Idkwtf2namedis February 22, 2018

Poseidon's French Kiss

A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.

My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!

Poseidon's French Kiss by Slimcady August 1, 2022

The kiss of Cyber Poseidon 

When your smartphone falls in the wc and Poseidon kiss your ass with a splash of water

Fuck, I get the Kiss of Cyber Poseidon during a match vs shit

The kiss of Cyber Poseidon by Je suis Sus April 16, 2018

Poseidons Kiss 

When you do a shit and the plop sends a small dollop of cold water up that kisses your anus.

Friend: You ok in there? I heard a little yelp.

Me: Yeah, just a little Poseidons Kiss

Poseidons Kiss by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019