Pork Pie 

Something that an unamusing fat person demands their partner for (said in an yourkshire accent)

Ross: Do you fancy some pork pie
Clare: Ohhhh yes bab
Ross: Gud, this time not so much jelly though
Clare: Oh me pork pie is kicking out a right pong it must be the crust

Pork Pie by Sarah Thomas April 24, 2008

pork pie hat 

the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.

After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.

pork pie hat by darthredneck February 23, 2009

Pork Pie 

An old ladies fanny: You got to chew through the crust and lick off the jelly to get to the meat. .like a pork pie.

Dickhead 1: Fuck me she's fit!
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*

Pork Pie by Superjimmeh February 17, 2009

pork pie 

this is what james' head looks like

''james you have a mouldy pork pie stuck on your shoulders''

pork pie by say no to pork pies May 16, 2004

Pork Pie 

To have sex with a girl.

Are you gunna pork pie her?

Pork Pie by Mike Wrench April 15, 2010

Pork Pie 

A packed out fury of meat, smoothered in a jellied gloop, encased in a golden crust, and slapped between the thighs of a 60+ year old female.

Ooh, I bet Patrice has the tastiest pork pie in the street

Pork Pie by Lord Jebus Thy Saviour June 25, 2021

Pork pie helmet 

When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead

And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet

Pork pie helmet by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021