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Poopoon

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To Poopoon is when you accidentally pierce the toilet paper whilst in the act of wiping ones anus and end up Poopooning your sphincter.

This can occur when the consistency of one’s faecal matter and the texture of certain toilet papers combine to create a higher than normal traction coefficient resulting in a non-slip effect which if managed badly can result in a Poopooning.
Gutted, had a really good dump but finished by Poopooing myself.

Cheer up, you like like someone who's just Poopooned themselves.
by Ornaldo Jackson March 22, 2011
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Poopoonoodlesex

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poopoonoodlesex
Commonly seen in 7 year old children, poopoonoodlesex is a secret sexual art of the young child, involving spaghetti noodles, and their own excriment.
Tiny Tim -" I wike poopoonoodlesex."
by Snokone January 11, 2008
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poopypants

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A funny word used in some cartoon which I cant remember.
Not so fast, poopypants!
by enterthedavid March 3, 2005
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poopypoop

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a kids way of saying wierd stuff
i made a poopypoop
by imaderp July 21, 2016
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poopydoopy

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Oh poopydoopy, I shit my pants!
by pighyboy February 19, 2022
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poopaloon

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A poopaloon is when a person(s) releases their bowels into a colored latex enclosure (balloon), with the remainder of the mixture being either urine, helium, or air to create the illusion of being a regular balloon. The poopaloon is similar to that of a water balloon (with one obviously shitty difference).
I gave that young lad a poopaloon in appreciation for fucking up my petunias yesterday.
by Shitty P April 11, 2011
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poopoonana

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any dick cos they’re all shaped like poopies!
i want some poopoonanaaa!!!
by no1asia March 2, 2021
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