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Pokéblock

A variation of a cock block often occurring in relationships in which a partner's desire to play Pokémon Go prevents the other from scoring sexually.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's good ?
Guy 2: Nm, Samantha is pissed at me cause last night she was really horny but I wasn't really feeling it and I was just like, "Can we just go and catch Pokémon?"
Guy 1: Dude... I can't believe you Pokéblocked your gf.

Before Pokémon Go came out, James' gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just Pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a Clefairy.
by Onevorah July 15, 2016
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Poképooping

Kevin had to shit, so in the down time he stated poképooping .
by Mathada July 29, 2016
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An Apple product, e.g. last year's iPad, with about the same capabilities as a Chromebook costing half it's price.
"No MuseScore... can't import GarageBand tracks... what is this, a freakin' Pomebook?
by Zappin' Nap March 1, 2023
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