shithouse poet 

This is the dude who writes funny shit themed poems on the walls of bathroom stalls. He mainly works at IUPUI in Cav Hall 2nd floor, but I'm sure there are more poets in the world!

"The Janitors work is all in vain the shithouse poet strikes again!" - Shithouse poet Left in the 3rd stall from the right Cav Hall 2nd floor.

shithouse poet by Mike Oxlong...seriously November 18, 2004

stoned poet 

Actually a poet must be rather stoned to make this kind of crap
Yes, to be stoned or not be stoned that is the question,
whathever it isnobler to role a joint,
and by lighting,
end him.
Yes indeed, stonedness is the WAY, for me
its been a friend, an allay, a comfort,
So yes Being a Stoned Poet is being the Ganja,

I am the Whacky Tabacci,
I am Marry Jane

I am STONED POET!

stoned poet by LT. Slayer February 11, 2004

Shallow Poet Fucker 

A man who choses to just dance with women's energy. The kind of guy who never goes all the way into a relationship. He enjoys opening a woman but never claiming her. He's just a buzzing bee.

Joe took Mary out, he wined her and dined her, he told her many times how beautiful she was, he looked deeply into her eyes and he took her home, slept with her. Left the following morning - but never rang her again.

A shallow poet fucker!

Shallow Poet Fucker by LianaG October 28, 2006

Stoned Poet 

A poet who is stoned 24/7.

Not really a poet and not really stoned, but the stoned poet likes to see him self this way.

Poet, are you Stoned? No! But I'm acting like it!

Stoned Poet by Cardamon February 11, 2004

slam poet 

A horrible poet with great stage presense. Any person who uses more than 20 different words ending with "-ied" in their poem.

Person 1: How many more slam poets are we going to have to sit through?
Person 2: Just ten more about inner-city life, fifteen more about a bad relationship, and seven more about how great a slam poet that slam poet is.

slam poet by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

soldier poet king 

A song by The Oh Hellos.

A:"did you take the 'Soldier Poet King' personality test? I got King. "

B: " Yeah, I did! I got Soldier!"

soldier poet king by luz necead July 28, 2023

poets of the fall 

Poets of the Fall are an amazing band that hardly anyone has ever heard of outside of Europe. Pisses all over every other band that is out there. And then some. Check out their music on their website, or the repulsive phenomenon that is known as myspace.

Example: Poets of the Fall are the musical form of heaven.

poets of the fall by Adam in England July 2, 2007