Platypussy

When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.

"I wanna platy your pussy."

"Socks."

"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."

by ALEX CHARNEY March 27, 2008

Platypussy Doctor

A teacher who is an undercover doctor for people who have platypussies. They often tend to look like a pedafile but it's because of their true inner self. They are the perfect people to help you with your platypussy problems

I went to him last week! He was he best Platypussy Doctor I've visited so far!!

by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016

Platypussy

The best type of pussy usually from a platypus if not then its from another animal that's three quarters platypus

Man i just got some sick platypussy from that three quarter platypus thot overthere!

by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019

Platypussy

Avb. (Adverb) What platypuses be doing when they do anything. They be platypussy'in.

In their den, they are just platypussy'in!

by Paradise_Lost24 May 23, 2022

Platypussy

When you’re in the middle of f*cking some good pussy and your girlfriend walks in so you make them f*ck together and cum over it when they do

“What were you up to last night bro”

“Did a platypussy with my girl”

“Aw sick bro”

by 2 millimetre defeater May 3, 2021