'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!

Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022

FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh

Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT

by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019

Piss Tornado

When you spin your pelvic area in circles while taking a piss, causing piss to fly every which way, all over everything.

Dude 1: What the fuck bro, why is there piss everywhere!

Dude 2: Duuuuude you shoulda been there, I made a sweet piss tornado.

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Dude 1: Check out that hot chick over there!

Dude 2: I'd let her make a piss tornado on me if you know what I'm saying!

by Palutena May 12, 2014

piss torso

noun. a general insult, often used while driving, to express anger at another driver. It evolved from the practice of calling bad drivers shit tits.

That piss torso cut me off!

by jberk November 6, 2006

Piss Token

Urine Sample

I went to the doctor's and handed them a piss token

by FatalDischarge August 28, 2013

Piss Tornado

When two or more males stand back to back in a seedy bar bathroom with their penises out. Then said males being to urinate and rotate clockwise covering the seedy bar bathroom in urine. This is a widely accepted practice, as the only time some of these bathrooms will be close to clean is when you are pissing all over the place.

This bathroom sucks and the bartender is an asshole. Let us converge into a piss tornado and ruin everyone else's day that needs to take a shit, wash their hands, or basically touch anything in this restroom.

by A.J. Walnut January 23, 2011

piss tool

to look busy at work but not actually be doing anything productive.
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools

I left the wife loads of jobs to do but all she's done is piss tool. What a complete slacker

Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.

Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory

by PWD June 11, 2006