ducks can play ping pong

a phrase for truth it means something really true. It's a funny phrase because of the irony that ducks can't really play ping pong.

MAN1:wow i just saw i flying car!
MAN2:yeah right thats rubbish
MAN1:Honestly ducks can play ping pong!
MAN2:Really!! I believe you now

by natbinishguy84 April 18, 2010

Discord Ping-Pong

When you're having a conversation with someone in a crowded Discord channel, so you have to send pings to each other for every message

"I was having a round of Discord Ping-Pong with my friend today. It was really fun."

by TheMartinezRocket January 27, 2021

Debate Ping-Pong Game Bias

The dynamic where complex issues are forced into a binary, point-counterpoint format that artificially elevates extreme positions and marginalizes nuance. The "bias" is towards spectacle and conflict, rewarding the debater who delivers the cleverest "zinger" or most dramatic rebuttal, rather than the one who contributes most to collective understanding.

*Example: A cable news segment on climate change featuring a shouting match between a climate scientist and a professional contrarian. The host frames it as a "he said, she said" duel. The debate ping-pong game bias turns a 99% scientific consensus into a 50/50 spectacle, distorting public perception by privileging theatrical conflict over informational weight.*

by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026

Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)

My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

by LC Gilly November 2, 2022

Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.

Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh

A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.

It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.

by teeny weeny sheeny February 15, 2025