can mean one of a number of things :
a) photographer of professional porn stars
b) a derogatory term for for a person who puts torfies/midfies of themselves/others online. c) offensive term for a male photographing female lingerie models
d) a ted bundy/manson type character who takes pics of women after raping them.
a) photographer of professional porn stars
b) a derogatory term for for a person who puts torfies/midfies of themselves/others online. c) offensive term for a male photographing female lingerie models
d) a ted bundy/manson type character who takes pics of women after raping them.
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
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1. A scientist may say: "Watch out for those kids that make up The Photographed Voice, they're rediculous. So so rediculous."
2. Your cat rolls around on shag carpeting, creating too much static and then touches your small toe. Thus, creating the feeling you have just been hit by The Photographed Voice
2. Your cat rolls around on shag carpeting, creating too much static and then touches your small toe. Thus, creating the feeling you have just been hit by The Photographed Voice
by Matthew Hutchings October 24, 2005
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What just about every scene kid and hipster under the age of 25 calls themselves these days. Many own Canon Rebel xtis and rely heavily on cropping and Photoshop filters to give their otherwise mundane photos an "artsy" feel. It is also not uncommon to see them wielding Lomography cameras (usually a Holga, now that they're sold at Urban Outfitters) on any given day. Typically, these "photographers" cite Diane Arbus, Robert Mapplethorpe, or, in the case of those Vice Magazine devotees, Terry Richardson, Cobrasnake, or Richard Kern, as major influences, because they couldn't name any other photographers to save their lives.
The typical subjects of their photographs include, but are not limited to: pidgeon-toed girls in Converse that have been drawn on with ballpoint pens and/or Sharpies, flowers/weeds growing out of cracks in sidewalks, juxtapositions of objects that typically don't go together (in one such case, a Queen of Hearts playing card on a cracked sidewalk), a girl who looks like something out of an American Apparel ad smoking a cigarette, decaying buildings, and just about anything that looks "vintage" (ie, yellowing washing machines in a laundromat).
The typical subjects of their photographs include, but are not limited to: pidgeon-toed girls in Converse that have been drawn on with ballpoint pens and/or Sharpies, flowers/weeds growing out of cracks in sidewalks, juxtapositions of objects that typically don't go together (in one such case, a Queen of Hearts playing card on a cracked sidewalk), a girl who looks like something out of an American Apparel ad smoking a cigarette, decaying buildings, and just about anything that looks "vintage" (ie, yellowing washing machines in a laundromat).
16-year-old Dylan took to calling herself a photographer after receiving her Canon Rebel for Christmas, and snapping a few photos of sidewalks in Decatur.
"These photos represent the irony of life," she said.
"And you represent the bane of modern photography," David replied.
"These photos represent the irony of life," she said.
"And you represent the bane of modern photography," David replied.
by Humberttt January 16, 2008
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Tom Henderson is considered a punographer:
"Allison Wonderland"
"Lee Pin Phar"
"Eaton Alottafude"
"Ben Pumpin Iron"
"Allison Wonderland"
"Lee Pin Phar"
"Eaton Alottafude"
"Ben Pumpin Iron"
by Mr. Starbuck March 13, 2008
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Essentially it's an exercise in composition over, oh I don't know - content. EXTREMELY likely to be converted to needlessly contrasty monochrome using expensive photoshop plugins that do all the work for you. And if you include diagonal lines you'll make other advocates ejaculate spontaneously because, as we all know, diagonal lines are amazeballs.
You can easily replicate this at home - find a cobbled street, or a building reflection, or literally ANYTHING that's dull as shit. Take the image, making sure you carefully remove any items of human interest, fun, variety, reportage or social meaning then turn it B&W, add an esoteric meaningless title and upload to an elitist, invite only Flickr group. From your Macbook Air.
Not to be confused with Lomography - these jokers are the arch enemies of real photographers.
Essentially it's an exercise in composition over, oh I don't know - content. EXTREMELY likely to be converted to needlessly contrasty monochrome using expensive photoshop plugins that do all the work for you. And if you include diagonal lines you'll make other advocates ejaculate spontaneously because, as we all know, diagonal lines are amazeballs.
You can easily replicate this at home - find a cobbled street, or a building reflection, or literally ANYTHING that's dull as shit. Take the image, making sure you carefully remove any items of human interest, fun, variety, reportage or social meaning then turn it B&W, add an esoteric meaningless title and upload to an elitist, invite only Flickr group. From your Macbook Air.
Not to be confused with Lomography - these jokers are the arch enemies of real photographers.
Google image search for "Edward Weston Attic" - this is widely proclaimed to be a masterpiece by those who value photographer's images. Or Henri Cartier Bresson, another overrated peddler of the "photographer's image".
by mirno February 13, 2013
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same time with different poses onto a social networking sight.
It's easy to spot an Overkill Photographer because they will
be wearing the same clothes and have the same background,
but will have changed their pose and possibly the camera
angle.
same time with different poses onto a social networking sight.
It's easy to spot an Overkill Photographer because they will
be wearing the same clothes and have the same background,
but will have changed their pose and possibly the camera
angle.
Mitch: Did you see Ashley's new pics on FB?
Alec: Yeah it was a little weird, she posted the same pic twice,
she just turned her hat around for one of them.
Mitch: She's such an Overkill Photographer
Alec: Yeah it was a little weird, she posted the same pic twice,
she just turned her hat around for one of them.
Mitch: She's such an Overkill Photographer
by Me and Mr. Split May 24, 2011
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A glamour photographer has posted an advert a for a glamour model for a professional boudoir shoot, no experience needed.
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