Phil Swift

why we are all still here.

man, Phil Swift helps me sleep at night.

by sc movies September 3, 2018

Phil Swift

A MOTHAFUCKIN GOD

Yo Phil Swift is the best am I right

by TherealPhilSwift October 22, 2018

Phil Swift

Phil is love, Phil is life.

Phil Swift is the supreme lord.

by 24dogeman24 November 30, 2019

Phil swift

it even works under water

phil swift here with flex tape slap it on my but

by voicetrollz September 18, 2019

Phil swift

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

by Griminatar June 28, 2019

Phil Swift

the all mighty lord, savior, and protector of flex tape

All hail the mighty Phil Swift.

by pesdrftgyhjk,ol October 30, 2018

Phil Swift

a man who likes to slap tape on things, dip tools in glue, and saw boats in half

"Phil Swift here from Flex Tape"

datsalotadamidge.

by BigBirdInJapan December 9, 2018