Pharmahoe

When your local pharmacist claps cheeks with a 17 year old then ends up pregnant

Look pharmahoe is working today

by dangyourlame May 21, 2021

pharmanoia

The belief that the drug companies have a cure for your condition, but keep it a secret because treating the disease is more profitable.

I had a sudden flash of pharmanoia before picking up my prescription.

by Fritzholm October 13, 2009

Pharmacophile

A lover of all things pharmacological.

I could get cocaine or its chemical equivalent in three seconds flat, along with various hallucinogenic plants my chemistry-loving husband has found advertised on the internet. We're a family of pharmacophiles (Rat Park: The Radical Addiction Experiment).

by Medicalization or Education May 19, 2018

PharmaPoon

A female genital organ exposed to pharmacological products, with the side-effects of a change in pH-value.

Many types of medicine have the side effect of changing pH-values or entirely drying out the vagina. This leads to PharmaPoon.

PharmaPoon is often a smelly, though not fishy or unwashed, Poon. It resembles the rancid smell that an unwashed vagina can have.

I was with Amber the other night. Yes.. She is the one with paranoid schizophrenia. Let me tell you about the PharmaPoon on that one.

by WordSmithsUnite September 14, 2021

pharmacophobia

The fear of drugs in general like pills or medication, yea I am afraid of pills. Why? Because they’re pills.

“Why do you have pharmacophobia?” “Because I’m afraid to drink pills or medications that are pills because I think they’re often really big” “bro seriously? You call that big? Grow up.” “BRO ITS REAL.”

by Oompaloompasucker._. January 18, 2023

Pharmacopeia

Pharmacopeia (or pharmacopoeia) is a book or collection of official standards and guidelines for the preparation, quality control, and use of medicines and other healthcare products. These standards are established by national or international organisations such as the British Pharmacopoeia (BP) and the United States Pharmacopeia (USP), and are acknowledged as the gold standard for ensuring the quality and safety of medicinal substances and products. Pharmacists, physicians, manufacturers, and regulatory agencies often refer to pharmacopoeias to make sure that the medicines and healthcare products they use or produce meet the required quality standards and are safe and effective for patient use.

The British Pharmacopeia (BP) requires the Paracetamol content to be between 95.0% and 105.0% of the labeled amount.

The BP also specifies limits for impurities such as p-aminophenol, 4-chloroaniline, and 4-aminophenol. For example, the limit for p-aminophenol is not more than 0.001%.

by TheMedtionary April 3, 2023

pharmapseudocals

All of da b**ls**t-quackery prescription drugs dat are usually not very effective and are often more potent and toxic than many "illegal" drugs.

I've only taken one prescription-med pill in my entire life --- under the direction of a licensed psychiatrist, of course --- and it violently disagreed with me, so I've totally swore off da whole kit 'n' kaboodle... no pharmapseudocals for me, thank you very much!

by QuacksO April 5, 2019