pensioner porn

A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.

Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!

by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021

Cunt pensioner

A pimp; someone who make immoral gains from prostituting women.

At the red light District I found a cunt pensioner and his menu of women and what they will do.

by SupervisorSwampy July 21, 2020