Optimism

The serial replacement of reason with unsubstantiated and dangerous levels of hope.

You're so full of optimism! Your dismissal of the very real threats our planet faces at the moment is dangerous for society.

by CarlieKiss September 18, 2017

optimism

Happiness for everyday activities.

Teenagers don't have it.

For normal people: I'm happy to do anything with you!!!!!!!!

For teenagers: ...

optimism

by YoYasha.com October 29, 2014

Optimism

Wishful thinking.

Young Man/Woman: Sorry I'm late, traffic jam.

Government Employed Teacher: That's 1 tardy.

Young Man/Woman: I'm not lying! Ask him, he's the most honest person I know.

Government Employed Teacher: Sit down.

Optimism

by UrbanDictionaryUsername July 31, 2012

Optimize

This is characteristically known as the act of masturbating, in full sprint, in a public park or recreation area. To fully complete this act an innocent bystander must be showered with jizz as you climax in their general direction. Customarily, this constitutes a $20 fine.

"Dontrell, did you really just optimize that baby five minutes ago?" asked Tyrone. "Hell yeah," replied Dontrell, "and I'd do it again."

by Joey Orgler 2 December 28, 2007

Optimize

Current of "Optimization" - to take something complicated apart, planning to make it better, usually making it worse.

I wouldn't optimize a computer unless I know what I am doing or if I don't want to use the computer again.

by SHAREtheEXPIRIENCE July 9, 2011

optimized

To make the best, or for the most effective results

-this app is optimized for iPhone.... -

*this app is optimized for the iPhone...

by Redfoxx33 June 30, 2015

optimism

the stupidist thing to ever occur in the human mind. False hopes, reaching for impossible dreams, and making inadequate preparations for a negative situation because the victim had a feeling "it wouldnt be too bad"

im very optimistic that we can bring world peace to the earth if we try hard enough

by CorrodedBeing December 2, 2004