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The one in a million

The name of the immortal man who lives anonymously throughout the world and who's feces tastes of the most exquisite and delicious taste the receiver has ever tasted. No one knows his whereabouts, his name, or his origin but he's out there... spreading his hot Cleveland steamers of goodness.

It has also been foretold that his warm brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the case of the Malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate dragon from the one in a million was cured of Hypertrichosis... )

If you do in fact see this man or know his whereabouts, please let us know by calling 555.867.5309
in Conversation:

Dan - "Hey Preston, I sure wish I had a log from the one in a million right now."

Preston - "Freakin right man"
by Bondobrew February 4, 2009
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One in a million

1. Used to emphasize something extremely unlikely, but you don’t care to find out the actual probability of said event. (Same with, “one in a billion” and “one in a trillion”)

2. A song and Album by Aaliyah.
1. John: “Are you sure this is safe?”
Doe: “Yeah, the chances of anything going wrong are like, one in a million.”

2. Jane: “ One In A Million by Aaliyah was an amazing song”
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One in a million

You bring out the best in me. You make me a better version of myself. You're one in a million.
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one millionth base

To have the most kinky sex of your life. So much choking, S&M, buttsex, fetishes, crazy outfits, and insanity that you'll both (or all 3) barely escape with your lives. This entire time though, you'll be maintaining eye contact with the other person(s) and balling your eyes out because you know that what you're doing will never ever compare with 60th base.
Shirley- So i just got out of the hospital.. attempted one millionth base a few weeks ago.
Bobby Sue- Yeah right, your name is way too wholesome for that.
Kyle- Yeah, you're lying. No way you're even been to 38th base let alone one millionth.
by toasty-t-dawg March 18, 2011
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one-day millionaire

spending money impulsively because you just got paid then regretting it the next day
Kenny threw his credit card like ninja stars at the bartender during happy hour because he thought he was a one-day millionaire.
by headoutthegutter March 24, 2011
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Millions To One

Twitch streamer DarkViperAU's meme.
"THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!"
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onemillionmoms.com

A website where bigoted right wing freaks can spew their hateful rhetoric.
"Did you hear the art teacher was gay? I'm gonna pull Noah out of that school, they probably teach evolution too!"

"Chill out bitch, and stay off of onemillionmoms.com!"
by Robanero March 24, 2012
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