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If your girl's on her period, who cares, just fuck her.
Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.
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Red on the back

Someone just told my friendbye Felicia,” and now she is “red on the back.”
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(I'm) On The Red

This is a phrase used by Northern Ireland folk who use diesel in their car as a cheap way for fuel rather pay for diesel and petrol although this has consequences.
This is phrase is mainly used by farmers and rural folk but can be used as an exclamation.
"(I'm) On The Red"

John: Do you use diesel in your car?
Q-Pat: No, I don't use diesel.
John: So you use petrol then?
Q-Pat: No, I don't use petrol either.
John: What fuel do you use then?
Q-Pat: "(I'm) On The Red".
John: You fecking eejit.
by SuckinDieselBae August 11, 2016
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you've got red on you

A person who has red on them.
Shop assistant-"You've got red on you"
Customer-"eh?"
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on the red sofa

having a period
You can come round if you like, but I should warn you... I’m on the red sofa.
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get on the red

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The time of the month for a woman where they will attack anything that crosses their path. Their period always involves bloodshed, not always just their own. Men should proceed with caution.
Man 1: Are you going out tonight?
Man 2: I can't, you know how my wife gets when it's red week on the Discovery Channel
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