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Ochir

- Police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

- His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.

- He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.

- If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

- The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.

- He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.

- His hands feel like rich, brown swede.

- He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.

- He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.

- He taught a horse to read his email for him.
Ochir is the most interesting man in the world.
by lololololololololzw April 13, 2011
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Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo?
Why do I love my penis?

Ore wa - Mine
Ochinchin - Penis
Daisuki - Love
Nanda - Question
yo - tone
Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo?
by RarTard November 1, 2018
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Ochies

A little winey boy with a high voice.
Did you hear that kid on xbox live yesterday? He was such an Ochies!
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Ochiai

Pertaining or relating to having perfect genes.
Ochiai got an A+ on the test because of his perfect fucking genes
by fatwhaletard February 25, 2009
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ochmo

check out this flaming ochmo in the fish net shirt.
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Saru mo ki kara ochiru

Kanji: 猿 も 木 から 落ちる

A Japanese proverb, literally 'even monkeys fall from trees'.

Used largely in admonition, the implied meaning of this proverb is that anyone can make a mistake. Often used to keep the arrogant or overconfident in check.
Worker: Watashi wa gouman desu!
Boss: Saru mo ki kara ochiru.

Worker: I am arrogant!
Boss: Pride comes before a fall.
by Jasmine S. April 17, 2006
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ochem ptsd

When you're shell shocked from being completely and utterly destroyed by an ochem test, and your ears can actually hear the whistling wheeee of your gpa as it free-falls into dark unsalvageable oblivion.
"What's wrong with that guy? He's completely pale, muttering to himself, and drawing carbon double bonds that look like penises..."
"Ochem ptsd...he might need some counseling."
by prefuckmedschool December 16, 2013
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