King Oceloter

he is King of Oceloters and stuff very cool and good youtube

King Oceloter is good youtuber

by King Oceloter February 26, 2021

Revolver Ocelot

Drink first appearing on the website thedrunkenmoogle.com
Named after the Metal Gear Solid character of the same name.

Drink consists of 6 shot glasses organized in a hexagon, which resembles the chambers of a revolver.

3 of the shot glasses are filled part way with Vodka, the other 3 shot glasses are filled part way with Wild Turkey American honey whiskey. Top off the shot glasses with Sprite or SevenUp.

Shout "TIME PARADOX!" and then take all 6 shots in quick succession.

Friend 1: Joe's pretty drunk, I bet we could get him to do a Revolver Ocelot.

Friend 2: Uhhh i think hes already doing it...

Joe (heard from other room): TIME PARADOX!

by lazystupidorcorrupt December 6, 2010

oceloticontin

nickname for oxycontin

"Did you get any oceloticontins?"

by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

Ocelot

An Ocelot is a young man usually in their late teens and early 20s who enjoys the sexual company of a much older woman in her 40s, known as a Cougar.

The little Ocelot is going to be eaten alive by that Cougar.

by Falcon225 May 18, 2009

angry ocelot

Have your woman do a hand stand, and pour packets of Pop Rocks into her vagina. Once popping commences have her get on her knees and elbows, with her hands out in front, so she is relaxing as an ocelot would. Screw her until the Pop Rocks have stopped popping. At this point add more Pop Rocks to either her vagina or mouth and screw her or get head. It may be hard to to find a vagina with particularly large women, so it is advised to roll them in flour. You can assume that the flour will stick to any moisture, so this may help to locate the vagina. If this does not work, looking for pubes would be the next logical step. Based on the fact that large women can not see their vagina's, it would be impossible for them to shave down there. This tip may also help you find your point of entry. When all else fails, poke your dick around until it feels good.

Do not mess with the angry ocelot.

by doubleO July 16, 2010

Ocelotsexual

A screaming nonce who gets extreme arousal when anyone mentions Metal Gear Solid.
The thought of mooing robots and being "Knifed" from behind by old men with eye patches causes him to leak white wee in his undies

Ocelot is such an Ocelotsexual

by I hate Ocelot1206 June 27, 2008

Ocelot

A person who looks very young for his/her age who prefers the company of younger mates. Like the actual animal, one would not know an Ocelot is part of the Big Cat family (like Pumas, Cougars and Sabertooths) just from looking, but they are, in fact, technically classified as such.

"You're 35??? I thought you were 25, you dirty, dirty Ocelot! Well, my parents are out of town, you wanna come over?"

by Capybarrra November 13, 2011