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Nomosexual

a. a person who has "retired" from all sexual activity
b. any person no longer interested in sex
c. a person that is neither heterosexual nor homosexual
d. a born again virgin
"Put that thing away," she said, "I'm a nomosexual."
by karenrmm April 6, 2010
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Norasexual

(Nor-uh-seck-shoo-all)

1. (N) A being, typically a person, who has not so uncommon tendencies to desire a female- usually Nora herself, whether the predetermined sexual orientation dictates the being's choices or not.
2. (V) Having an odd, but reasonable temptation and attraction for Nora, admiring her as serious as an addiction, and lusting in defiance of one's predisposition to like/love anyone who isn't Nora.
--"Will you go out with me?" "No. Sorry, I'm Norasexual."

--"I'm breaking up with you.... It's not you... It's me.... I'm Norasexual."

-- Youth: "Mom, Dad? I'm.... Norasexual."

Parents: "We're so proud of you!"

--"We're here, we're Norasexual, get used to it!"

--"LGBTQIA-N"
by The_1_that_got_Away_Baha February 4, 2010
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Nonixsexual

Jhon1: Hey, I identify as Nonixsexual and my pronouns are Non/Nix

Jhon2: What does that mean?

Jhon1: It means i’m attracted to semi-bisexual people and heterosexual :)

John2: You fucking cornball that means you are straight retard.
by SIR_BUSHINGTON_III May 24, 2021
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Hovisexual

Alternative to bisexual. As in Hovis, well known bakers. The "Best of Both" loaf lead to this name.
Jake was a blatant Hovisexual as he prefered best of both.
by Arkayen February 22, 2008
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nonsexual crush

A significant admiration for another individual without sexual attraction.
Does anyone else have a completely nonsexual crush on Pat Kiernan?
by wery July 26, 2006
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Nonusexual

An otherwise straight dude who experiences strong sexual urges at the sight of New Zealand rugby player Ma'a Nonu.

In part this phenomenon can be explained by the fact that Nonu, whilst a feared competitor in a physical game, has girly hair, a tendency to wear eye make-up and, despite being an international athlete, a sizeable rack.
Calvin: Dude, whoa, hot chick alert. And she's playing some sort of wierd netball in a tight black shirt.
Marshall: Its rugby you Nonusexual

Franklin: Man I got with this chick last week and took her back to my place. But it just wasn't happening. Then the rugby came on and I saw Ma'a. Stiff as a board straightaway and got the job done.
Keith: Hmm, sounds like Nonusexuality to me
by The_Trill_LV October 12, 2013
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Hovisexual

Alternative to bisexual. As is Hovis, well known bakers. The "Best of Both" loaf lead to this name.
Jake was a blatant Hovisexual as he prefered best of both.
by Arkayen February 19, 2008
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