available alien

It's the opposite of a "busy bee". It is said that the term originates from the story of an Indian boy who is residing in England during Christmas. While all the locals are busy celebrating Christmas, the boy has nothing on his calendar and is available to meet anyone at this time. He feels alienated and hence the term "available alien".

Note that unlike the term "available ass", there is no sexual connotation here.

Katy: Hey Dhruv, are you available on the 22nd of December to meet? That is the only day I have free on my diary?
Dhruv: Yeah, I can meet anytime. I am totally an available alien.

by dhruvc November 20, 2016

All Availability Rule

Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.

Girl: "I love what you and Jane have together. I want that. I should say yes to Jim."
Guy: "No you shouldn't. He's a jerk. I hear he has done time and is $200k in debt."

Girl walks away dejected

Guy 2: "Why did you do that?"
Guy: "All Availability Rule. Never know when I may need her single"

by bobandbill April 07, 2011

This video is not available in your country.

The most annoying message on any video sharing site.

Guy1: " This video is not available in your country. " Fuck youtube man. That message is so annoying right?
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American!

by September 16, 2008

[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International]

Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"

random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday

by Jason Brandt January 22, 2008

[This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International]

When crazy fanatical cult members don't want the public to see their inane propaganda

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International

by Jason Brandt January 22, 2008

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 09, 2023

Availing

a mechanism used to manage a liquor store without filing all of the paperwork. May result in excessive legal fees

Stan ended up having to shut down his liquor store due to availing.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024