Ni

From the film of Monty python and the holy grail.
The knights who say ni!

ARTHUR: Who are you?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!
RANDOM: Ni!
ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!

by cRaZyPeNGuiN September 26, 2005

ni

(See also: icky-icky-icky-icky-kapang-zoop-boing.)

by Contrary Mary December 08, 2002

Nis

A guy who always wears rainbow socks

Nis is an interesting guy

by NoodlPoodl September 11, 2018

'nis

Shorthand for penis.

Hey Melissa, are you gunna get some of that 'nis tonight?

by EvilSp0rk April 13, 2006

Ni

Chinese pinyin for the word 'you'.

Ni Hao!
Ni xi sheng zhi qi!

by Rick james November 20, 2007

Ni

The opposite of "it".

ROBIN: I was looking for it.
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
ROBIN: Uh, here, here in this forest.
ARTHUR: No, it is far from--
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word!
ARTHUR: Oh, stop it!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Oh! He said it again!
ARTHUR: Patsy!
HEAD KNIGHT: Aaugh! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it
again! That's three its!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!

by CIURCA June 17, 2005

Ni

Ni is the Japanese word for two and also sun.

1.Ichi,Ni,San,Shi,Go! (One,two,three,four,five!)
2.Nihon is Japanese for Japan, it means sun origin which means "Where the sun originates from"

by Bad_the_swordsman December 08, 2005