Skip to main content

Needledick

What Casey and Annie Love.
Michael has a needledick.
by What Are My Nipples? February 5, 2005
mugGet the Needledick mug.

needled

needled is some kind of biggest noob on the world
it's like 2 guys are talkin
1st: you seen how stupid is that guy?
2nd: yeah, he so stupid, i cannot believe.
1st: omg, he is real needled
by :pPppP June 11, 2006
mugGet the needled mug.

Needledorf

(Knee) (del) (dorf) A tiny saltwater bound creature that some people find delicious when cooked. Needledorfs are native to Canada waters and are tiny shrimp like animals with beady eyes and long tentacles. Needledorfs are good in cocktails. The word can also be used in contextual reference to someones stupid actions. Can be used as a singular EG: "Needle"
Person1 "Man i just slammed my shopping cart into that pregnant lady and she gave accidental birth from the impact!"

Person2 "Dude you needledorf why the hell didnt you watch where you were going, did you at least buy some needledorfs for dinner?"
by Djaries April 18, 2007
mugGet the Needledorf mug.

Needledickery

Needledickery is the act of behaving like or having a needledick.
Usually it is said to describe white rich kids who get anything they want without asking twice.
Often, it can be interchanged with douchebaggery .
It means practically the same thing, except it's slightly more derogatory.
Carmen: (to Princeton) "Dude, you're being a total needledick right now. Cut it out."
Frank: "Yeah. There's no need to be so full of needledickery."
Princeton: "Shut the fuck up! I'm not full of needledickery or whatever the hell you're saying."
Carmen: "Uhh. Yeah. You're up to your eyes in neeedledickery".
Princeton: (throws up on Carmen's shoes)
Carmen: "Eww. That's so gross!"
Frank: (To Princeton) "You still think you're not full of needledickery?"
by ChannelingJ-Woww. August 30, 2010
mugGet the Needledickery mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email