necrobestiality

mental problem that causes old men to bang a dead animal, such as a horse, cow, or walrus (poodles have especially tender meat, so dont do it too hard: also, make sure you hit the right hole)also see mung

I went out to the stable and saw my dad giving Bessie deep anal penetration. Then I joined in that mad hot necrobestiality.

by Felix deRoser July 26, 2008

necropost

In the context of the forums, the rootword of "necropost," which is "post," is most accurately defined as "a message published on a website." The prefix of the word, "necro-" most nearly means "dead." As such, the appropriate definition for a "necropost" (which can function as both a noun and a verb) would be "(v) the act of publishing a message on a website in a dead topic" or "(n) a message published on a website in a dead topic."

"dude... you just totally necroposted"
"lol what?"
"YOU POSTED IN A TOPIC FROM LIKE, 4 MONTHS AGO, LOLOLOLOL!"

by REP... rawr! December 28, 2007

necroposting

On a message board, posting something irrelevent on a really old topic to bring it to the top of the list topics. name comes from the fact that you are bringing it back from the dead, thus Necro. a practice common among n00blars.

n00b: I think necroposting is funny.
me: ::bitchslaps::

by Bob Dole January 17, 2004

Necrofetius

Sexual intercourse with a dead fetus.

"Did you hear about that guy who had sex with a dead fetus?" "Dude that's Necrofetius!"

by Reverendatk December 12, 2009

necroflatline

Sex with a temporarily dead (flatlined) person. aka: the Cumberland Fishtank.

"Sorry, I thought the prisoner was really dead but I guess he was dead for only a minute or two. I hope he doesn't find out I necroflatlined him."

by WhyMe? January 3, 2014

Necropostophiliac

One who likes to necropost.

You're a frigg'n necropostophiliac. Someone ban him.

by Yuyuyami March 26, 2006

necrofile

Someone who likes to rape dead bodies

"He raped the dead body with enthusiasm"

by Zimpaz September 29, 2003