Nair

Something/someone that's a pain in the arse or a ball ache.

'Ugh- Gary from IT is such a nair, he always forgets to replace the milk in the fridge after he's finished it'
'I hate taking out the rubbish in the evening, it's such a nair'

by Sexy Munchkin on MDMA August 3, 2024

Nair video

The most disgusting, jaw dropping , horrible , flabbergatsing video of a man showing his asshole for a YouTube video on how to remove butt hairs with Nair.

Courtreezy Fan no.1 - "Courtney you should watch the nair video"

Courtreezy - "is it this one?"

Courtreezy- AAAAHHHHHH HE. JUST SHOWED HIS BOOTYHOLE

by AqyisS July 8, 2023

nair-one

(phrase}
Urban slang to express that you don't have any of a particular item. You don't even have close to one of the items in question.

Teacher: Lamont, you got a pencil?
Lamont: No mam, I ain't got nair-one.

by cardopolis July 22, 2005

nair notta

Used to express disappointment, disgust, or disapproval

Yo, Tommy! You got any more wizzle
"Nair Notta"

by g man January 2, 2005

nair'd

when you use nair.

What's that awful smell??

Oh yeah, I nair'd.

by 994391 July 5, 2007

nair cream

a cream used to remove hair

kevin leonardo: for reference this is how hairy my butt is right now
*uses nair cream*
kevin leonardo: oh my god that worked really well

by TheFlagKing July 12, 2023

Nair Incident

The incident KEVIN LEONARDO ON YOUTUBE is the cause of
“for reference this is how hairy my butt is right now” AND THEN YOU SEE IT
Bootycheeks, Bootyhole, Balls..
I mean yeah thanks I’m a visual learner BUT SOME THINGS I CAN FIND OUT MYSELF THANKS

It just ruined the chances of me ever using that cream so what was the reason. Why?
The Nair Incident, 25th June 2023.

by Absolutely_not_okay July 13, 2023