Mullet Reassignment Surgery

When someone that doesn't look good with long hair finally gets it cut.

"Hey! Looking good!"

"Yeah, too many people were telling me my hair looked terrible, so I got some Mullet Reassignment Surgery."

by Big Danny T January 29, 2014

shirt mullet

noun. 1. Shirt tucked in the front, untucked in the back. 2. Any person wearing a shirt mullet. 3. Any individual who tries too hard but clearly fails.

Look at the shirt mullet that guy is sporting. Check out shirt mullet over there with his jeans tight rolled.

by Ankur Shah and Tony Prosdocimo September 27, 2006

Shitty mullet

shitty mullet
An short-lived and unpopular hair-style involving a "short" trim on the top and sides of the head, leaving the back section to grow long. Human shit is used to style the hair (dog, cow and rabbit shit were also used as an alternative to human shit) The Shitty Mullet is often confused with the regular mullet and is still popular in remote parts of western Australia.

"have you seen that guys new Shitty mullet"?

"yeah bro, that's not a shitty mullet, its just a regular mullet"

"well, it smelt like a shitty mullet..."

by The big v man May 29, 2013

stunned mullet

a. in complete bewilderment or astonishment
b. in a state of inertia
very common in Australia

"Like a stunned mullet" "He just stood there like a stunned mullet"

by mullet man 25 April 3, 2008

sport mullet

A mullet that is pulled into a pony tail. Business in the front and sport in the back. Good for tennis and nascar.

That chick's sport mullet reminds me of a Mad Max character.

by jodhisattva December 18, 2008

Scene Mullet

A hairstyle in the scene community,which is like a mullet but is more modern and more stylish.The scene mullet is more feminem than masquelin.In the front of the mullet is "spiked" with hairspray and/or gel.The back is long and sometimes with extensions.Usually the hair color consists of multiple colors,such as:Black,Bleach Blonde,Red,Etc.I personally have seen a rainbow scene mullet.

1:"Woah,Look At That Scene Mullet!"
2:"I Want One,Theyre So Spikey."
1:"Spikey?!"
2:"Yeah Look At The Front!"

by KaelynnMara August 3, 2007

spanish mullet

The Spanish mullet is a hair style that originated in Spain (obviously). It combines dreadlocks with the common mullet (short hair on the front, top and sides, long at the back) Often confused with the shitty mullet. It is currently a trendy hair style in Australia, that will soon become popular world wide.

"wow bro, that guy has a shitty mullet!"
"that's not a shitty mullet bro, its a Spanish mullet"
"what a trendy cunt, dreadlocks are so in right now... and so is the mullet"

by The Big "V" June 29, 2013