mule

n. Pharmaceuticals courier.

Dude, Pedro the mule just checked in. Let's 420 !

by D'emon November 7, 2002

Muling

The complaining noise a mule makes during stressful work.
A cross between a whinny and a bray.

(Old-English style threat from a recent popular film)
“I wont touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately in every way he knows you fear. And then he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work. And when he screams I’ll split his skull. This is my bargian you muling quim. ”

by Geedud October 11, 2012

Muled

to be "owned" or dominated; usually over the internet or form of internet such as Xbox Live.

After posting a naked picture of Clay's fat girlfriend on the forums, Brett knew he had completely muled the insolent poster.

by Jason Harrington December 9, 2008

muling

The act of having sex which makes you look like Yossemite Sam trying to ride a camel.

I called Cee last night & he didn't answer the phone...He must've been MULING again.

I hear moaning in the next room, they must be muling in there!

by Davebny August 29, 2007

mule

To carry, in one's anal cavity, any contraband, i.e. illicit drugs.

"Jorge muled the baggie of yeyo across the US border, but his anus hurt afterwards."

by Anthony Jaketti February 3, 2005

Mule

A word used to describe something disgusting.

Person A: Did you get a look at her face?
Person B: yeah, she's MULE!

Person A: I just threw up!
Person B: That's MULE!

by omso February 19, 2011

mule

Someone that is generally incompetent. Opposite of a thoroughbred.

I don't know how the new director got his job. He sure is one dumb mule.

by thaddeus February 5, 2004