horrible mountain bike

A portable lan edition of the pc game counter strike.
I always play as counter terrorists on horrible mountain bike.
by LMxDurgex December 30, 2008
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The best sport Ever. Much better that other pussier types of MTBing. Chucking yourself off drops bigger than you can imagine.

Oh, did i mention, they get ALL the girls.
Whoah, look at that. Does he have a Down Hill Mountain Biking bike. He must be pretty gnarly.
by DH R!D3R! June 6, 2011
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Rocky Mountain Bike Ride

When you have anal sex with a girl then make her ride a bike after.
Jason: How was your booze cruise with Joyce?
Matt: We pulled over to a hidden spot and I got her in the ass then we rode back home.
Jason: Ahh, Rocky Mountain Bike Ride.
by whodamanny November 9, 2009
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a branch off of mountain biking. is the best kind. long climbs, steep descents, single track. all the good stuff in one sport.
jimmy rides cross country because he's one bamf!!!

i love this hardtail because its so great for cross country mountain biking
by Crazygo Lucky April 13, 2009
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June 27th, 2010
It's been the dream of all high school mountain bike racers, their coaches, parents, and close friends since the start of the first high school mountain bike league in 2000. Now, on June 27th, 2010, NICA (National Interscholastic Cycling Association) transformed from "idea" to legal fact with the filing of numerous forms. NICA is now a central governing organization in high school mountain bike racing in the United States. High School mountain bike racing is now considered an official, national sport.

June 27th, 2010 is the day that high school mountain biking is going to be celebrated by all whose it concerns.
Person 1: National High School Mountain Bike Day?? Mountain biking isn't a real sport!

Person 2: Check it, bro: (brings up CyclingNews.com article about high school mountain bike racing becoming an official sport) and don't hate

Person 1: ...Well, it's still lame.
by Mrs_Matthew_Bellamy July 5, 2010
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Mountain Bike

Mountain Biking is something that extremely sexy people do, such as Ryan Reynolds. People like Lindsay Lohan do not do Mountain Biking. Mountain Bike
“I am Ryan, and i Enjoy mountain Biking
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.
by unyinfeace99 July 22, 2022
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