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monkeyfuckingcockboy

A semi-homosexual HIV positive fugly half=man slapper who enjoys performing various acts of beastiality with monkeys.
AKA-A beautiful animal.
Zachary Jaegar and Jeff Schneir are monkeyfuckingcockboys.
by Christian Beltz April 4, 2008
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monkey fucking a coconut

Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor
He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey fucking a coconut in there, no doubt.
by Hodad Bonedaddy August 3, 2006
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a monkey fucking a football

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.
by houdek May 29, 2008
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monkey fucking a football

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)
Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!
by Tom Highway November 13, 2007
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Monkey Fucking a Football

well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating
by MonkeySplash January 27, 2018
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A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
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