Monkeyshirt

a shirt with a lot of shit on it like monkeys or flowers or shit designs

d00d sh3 we4r5 s0 m4ny monkeyshirt its fuking annoying

by JOshIS thE S3x October 13, 2008

Monkeyshanked

To be stabbed in such a way as to cause the victim to never walk fully upright again

Man, she monkeyshanked him so bad, he walks like an extra in planet of the apes!

by User_Name2 July 5, 2011

montesino

Montesino is usually used as a last name. The last name comes from Hispanic heritage.

Her last name is Montesino.
She’s probably Hispanic.

by suckdick September 27, 2018

monkeying about

v, screwing around; waisting time; being off-task

"Stop monkeying about back there and get back to work!" said the angry boss.

by Garrett Wilkerson March 31, 2005

MonoShinKami

The best poly ship in mha (or bnha). ⚡️DENKI DARLING⚡️ on tt cosplays them.

P1: hey did you see ⚡️DENKI DARLING⚡️ Cosplay MonoShinKami on tt? It’s a great ship!
Any Normal Person: yeah it’s THE BEST ship. (Next to KiriBaku and Tododeku)

by Who’s that? April 20, 2022

monkeyshit

The act of saying “bullshit” and being racist at the same time

He was being racist cuz he said monkeyshit

by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

bald monkeying

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you

Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap

by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023