Trojan Mongorian Horse

A Trojan Mongorian Horse is a deceptive weapon inspired by the infamous Trojan Horse that the Greek's used to trick Troy during the Trojan War. The difference being that no one is inside of a Trojan Mongorian Horse, because it is filled with Sweet and Sour Pork, a substance known to be hot and sticky and the main weakness of Tuong Lu Kim (aside from being Asian, having English as a second language, and being subject to the worst possible speech impediment that could result from those two qualities), owner and manager of the City Wok in South Park, Colorado.

"Oh I get it, a Trojan Mongorian Horse. Mongorians are hiding inside, tinking that I bring it in da' shitty wall, d'en Mongorians pop out and destroy shitty wall from da' inside out without gettin' da' sweet and souwa pork on day head. Okay, I'll pray arong" - Tuong Lu Kim

by DriftEJ20 April 26, 2011

doing the mongoloid

Acting crazy, goofy retarded or palsey like movements in an exagerrated way.

Anyone at a sporting event who dresses up, wearing the colors, screaming is doing the mongoloid

Adults who act childish around a child look like they are doing the mongoloid.

by ital cherry June 25, 2009

mongaloid

Derived from the term 'mongol', to describe someone who has downs syndrome (retard).

You utter mongaloid

by donn January 19, 2003

Mongtoid

An extremely obese woman who isn't considered a person. Since fat chicks aren't people, their classification is mongtoid.

What is that person doing with a mongtoid?

by Eddie A L September 24, 2006

Mongaloid

When someone is being an absolute idiot

"Hey I just blew off 50 bucks on soap"
"You absolute Mongaloid"

by Dr drillem October 13, 2019

mongoloid

Term for a mentally retarded person. This used to be used to denote people with Down's Syndrome, and now is just generally derogatory.

That Matt Cancian is a real mongoloid. What an idiot!

by J Train April 17, 2005

mongoloid feet

Used when describing someone with ridiculously large and often times dirty feet. A true mongoloid footer has a huge and very long big toe in which many diseases may occur such as gangrene. People with monogoloid feet have very low self esteem and often think you are judging them when describing their feet. When in actuality, you are just pointing out that they need to wash those fucking things with some type of chemical so they look sort of normal. For short the word 'mongs' could be used to describe this horrible disease.

Watch Out! Look over there. It's a bird, it's a plane, no its just Chrissy and her mongoloid feet.

Ewww Chrissy, Get those mongs off my bed.

by Stacy Graf May 6, 2005