Madern Art 

The worst type of modern art that gets up your nose because its such pretentious crap and totally on-puwse

Went to see Damian Hirst's lastest madern art exhibition its so on-puwse.

When Oscar Wilde said all art was useless he missed out the word madern

Madern Art by jimfortress October 12, 2009

modernartzi 

a person who believes modern art should be burned

man: i'm off to see the tracey emin piece called "everyone i ever slept with" i've heard it's stunning

modernartzi: stunning! it's the biggest pile of rubbish i've ever seen, it's fit only for a bonfire

man: oh, you've seen it then?

modernartzi: no, i don't need to

modernartzi by billy1221235 November 7, 2011

modernarity 

The description for when something is so cool and modern, you need to make up a word to describe it.

The modernarity of the car was enough to make Perseus fall backwards.

modernarity by Phase57 May 29, 2016