mini mosher

a mini mosher is a ten to thirteen year old youth, who belives that they are being special/different by dressing the same as shitty bands like good charloote and evanecence, they only like mainstreem faker pop wanna b rock music, that they buy from tesco. they are not the future of rock and i hate them all,

terms mini moshers use
*do u like my key chain, i think it makes me look so different/hard,
*letz mosh 2 evanecence they rock, dont mess my hair up thow,, ma mummy dun it
*fuckin diiiiirty townies every where (dissapointing fact but true, in 6 months time you WILL b cum 1)

by benton February 29, 2004

Mini Moog

He may redline the gator, but he will never be the man. At least he knows who’s cutting wood.

Wig Beld: Hey have you seen the hottie mini moog? Maximom: He’s with lil Scotty becoming the man.

Some squeaker in AP Comp: I got a 4Runner! Moog: Yeah well I have a 4.7 Shit Block that has Quadra-Gay™️

by Maximum Haverdad March 5, 2019

Mini Moon

When you don't have the time to take off for a real honey moon, so instead you take a 3-4 day trip - therefore a Mini Moon

Ex.

Man 1: When are you and your new bride going on your honey moon.

Man 2: Dude, we are so busy think we may do a few Mini moons instead.

by dchick671 January 15, 2012

Mini Mosher

11-14 year old kid who seems to think that they are different sumhow by dressin in black band hoody thats about 10 sizes to big for them(slipknot,marylin manson etc),humerosly baggy jeans, or anova favourite,cut offs or board shorts displayin stripy soxs underneath-coz its cool.also,must have shoes r vans,possibly DC's u dont have em,ur sooo not different.the accesory must haves are keychains,bout 145 shagbands up each arm,spike bracelet and beads round neck.natural habitat is usually the mall or McDonalds in large groups runnin round makin as much noise as possible,trin to look like they dont give a shit when really,they jus look like dicks.they also love givin hugs to just about EVERYONE,even ppl they dont kno

#1'hey you wana go crash the mall?'
#2'hey sure dude,but only afat we go to McDonalds to get a happy meal so i can get a free toy to play with and give a name to'
#1'cool dude....hey,have i givin you a free hug today?...'

by xXxspockxXx April 23, 2005

mini mosher

Little people who try to be rockers etc by dressing in clothes they got thier mummy to buy. However, they are sometimes so cute you want to yake them home and put them on display.

Look! Mini mosher listening to slipknot! Lets add him to our collection...

by Christopher Duffill December 12, 2007

mini moni

The archangel cast from heaven for leading the revolt of the angels; Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub. Can be seen moonlighting as an alleged breakoff group from Japanese Pop idol group Morning Musume as a group of the four youngest members.

...And ye shall renounce Mini Moni from thine heart and be saved...

by myumyu June 5, 2004

mini moo

A short fun size person.

You are as cute as a mini moo.

by Mumfo December 16, 2007