mythology

a collection of myths of a person, peope, thing or event.

the greek mythology is intresting.

by kj perry August 10, 2003

messology

Someone who constanty sourounded, by engaged in, hot mess a practioner of hot messology

Even though the stripper wore her smart glasses to court and buttoned her blouse up to her neck,the judge still saw through her messology.

by todtv October 27, 2011

Greek Mythology

A series in myths which often start from Zeus, the Greek god of thunder and hospitality, feeling usually aroused and in need to have sexual intercourse with a woman who most likely just wants to go on with her life.

Person A: Wow, this statue of Zeus is incredible! I bet he was really cool in his time.
Person B (who knows): …Sure, sure he was.
Person A: Why are you looking at me like that? Doesn't he have a lot of cool kids in Greek Mythology.
Person B: Yep, let's go with that.

by ChaoticChaos April 8, 2023

methological

An idea that only makes sense while on meth.

My neighbor is the head of the D.E.A see that window? In the corner there is a camera and there are cameras exactly like that one in every window, but he dresses like a chef everyday when he leaves his house.
This is a completly METHOLOGICAL idea.

by Dr. tweak September 21, 2009

Mehology

The Study of not caring

Climate change was getting me down to I took a course in Mehology.

A: How do you feel about climate change?
B: Meh

by Ralphicous November 6, 2009

memeology

The study of crap that actually matters, make people laugh, and gives suicidal reason to live.

My suicidal ferret discovered memeology and his depression was cured.

by prager22 August 30, 2018

Metrowog

Metrowog is a combination of the words Wog and Metrosexual. The term Wog refers to anyone who rejects the teachings of Scientology and chooses instead to live in the 'Real World (a.k.a. Wog-World).' Someone who strives to retain individuality, resists being hypnotized by mass media, and helps others.

The term Metrosexual refers to a straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc.

So, the term Metrowog refers to a man who may enjoy shopping, be refined and cares greatly for his hygiene but also doesn't mind getting outdoors and into tough situations. A Metrowog also resists advertisements and thinks for himself. A Metrowog can survive in both the wilderness and in a famous store during a major sale.

John is such a Metrowog, he can get in and out of a crowded store just as good as he can find food in the wild.

by Mark Reaves May 11, 2008