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Bull shitting messer

Someone who wastes peoples time by generally taking verbal diarrhoea 99% of the time , they think they know everything but the more the bullshit the more you realise there full of crap
Bloody hell that Carlines at it again , non stop bullshit from moment I walked thru the door . Man he's such a bull shitting messer
by Thethruth13 October 22, 2023
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Dresser Messer

Verb The act of defecating shitting in a dresser or other place. Especialy, but not limited to, the socks and underwear draw.
1. Any place in which some one stores their clothes. ie. beurau, chifferobe, suitcase drawer etc. can all be devestaded by a well placed dresser messer
2.I left a mean dresser messer in the master bedroom of that house party last night.
by Eshmack September 29, 2011
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Messered

>Shoot someone in a dogfight
>Do minimal damage (the number of hits on the enemy is irrelevant)
>Enemy isnt affected
>Get absolutely demolished in the counter attack (preferably by 1 or 2 hits)
Wow i shot him center of mass with my NR23 and he’s fine, meanwhile he hit me once and my wing is gone…

Damn… You got messered…
by Femboy Sperg February 27, 2024
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tabitha messer

A sweet but also loyal person. If you are very close to her, you will always know she will have your back. Sometimes she is called a slut but I'm real life she is far from that. She has a beautiful body and works hard for it. She is nice to everyone she mets. She has a lot of friends and is well known.
Tabitha Messer is a loyal and kind person.
by Litallday June 30, 2018
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The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper

A mind blowing amazing machine that the world of science has ever known.
"The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper is a fantastic science project
by sparklingjewels April 19, 2010
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Addison Messer

i am wog
addison messer claims she is wog
by skejenenensn September 2, 2025
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