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Check the merchandise

Come on girl. Quit playing and let me check the merchandise.
by DiABLO_32 August 30, 2012
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misplaced merchandise

(n.) Product(s) intentionally moved from one area of a store to another by a shopper with the purpose of making people laugh and/or smile.
Misplaced Merchandise includes, but not limited to, the following:

1. Putting the abominable snowman from the toy department on a box of Depends undergarments in the personal hygiene aisle.
2. Putting a banana from produce in the condom aisle.
3. Putting a bottle of Beano in the baked beans section.
by Misplaced Merchandise January 9, 2010
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Blackout Merchandise

Whenever there is a Blackout, items such as T.V.'s. Stereos, Game Systems or anything stolen during the Blackout is considered Balckout Merchandise
Hey Steve, gotta come to my basement and see my new flat screen
Steve: Ah shit man that musta dug deep into your pocket
Rioter: Naw man its Blackout Merchandise from yesterday, My wife got a Wii!
by Steve to giant November 30, 2009
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taylor merchandise day

august 1st means the song 'august' which means someone has to buy you at least 2 items of taylor swift merchandise
'What day is it?'
'August 1st.'
'Oh, it's taylor merchandise day, you have to buy me taylor merch now!"
by taylorswiftenthusiest July 27, 2021
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Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.
Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."
by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018
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Co-Merchandising

To sell products and merchandise in a single place with other merchants.

To share a place to sell products and merchandise with other merchants.

A term used for persons who share a space to sell products or merchandise (like co-working).

Short form = Co-Merching or Co-Merch
I will co-merchandise my products at the new shop Make 'Ur Merch.
I will co-merch my products in the new shop on the corner.
Antinette is co-merching her products at the new co-merchandising shop.
by TAG Consults August 25, 2022
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