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John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.
Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!
by MotharChod June 13, 2018
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McLaren MP4-12C

A new McLaren hypercar that has the weirdest name ever. Coming out in 2011, the car has a carbon-fiber chasis and has an engine made by McLaren themselves unlike the last 2 cars they had (SLR and F1).

It will have a twin turbo 3.8litre V8 managing to get out 592 BHP from it and it will have some Formula 1 tech in it.

Dual clutch and obviously a flappy paddle gearbox.

The MP4 stands for McLaren Project 4, the chassis designation for all McLaren Formula 1 cars since 1981

The '12' refers to McLaren's internal Vehicle Performance Index through which it rates key performance criteria both for competitors and for its own cars.

And C is for Carbon since the car is mostly build out of, carbon fiber.
Forget what you know about sports cars.

The McLaren MP4-12C might not have the highest top speed, but it will surely wreck a Veyron in a proper track.
by Whyborg May 3, 2011
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MaLaney

A fun, outgoing girl. Doesnt belong to a certain crowd. She could care less whether you like her or not. She has an amazing personality and can make anyone laugh. Usually very pretty and is a great, loyal friend. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend.
wow, im so glad im friends with MaLaney.
by A-Balla 2010 November 18, 2009
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Milanese beans

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.
His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.
by Cuksocker November 6, 2010
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John Mulaney Syndrome

A condition in which you seem to trigger everyone's gay detectors, but you are in fact straight. This leads to you being asked if you are gay constantly and often being an icon among the LGBT despite being entirely straight.
"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome
by simplyhopeless October 10, 2020
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malaneyed

when someone actively pursues and steals your boyfriend or fiance
You know you've been malaneyed when you see your fiance with his tongue down the throat of another woman on national television.
by a former fan March 4, 2009
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Mclaren F1

A car that is so extremely fast that it causes a rip in the space time continuum which in turn causes a resonate cascade scenario and all relative time stops in the car because of time dilation. Being able to afford one would require a wallet so large that the gravitation force from the wallet would cause the wallet to implode on itself and collapse into a black hole.
by C-Dogg July 23, 2004
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