May 2

National post all sort of shit about your friends day.

Hey what's the day today?

MY BFF JACK IS A DOUCHE. MAY 2

by MOCHA._.Latte May 2, 2021

May 2

the day the most silliest fool was born, the most rediculous clown known to man graced this earth on this day

today is may 2, let us rejoice in a moment of tomfoolery for the anniversary of the birth of the master of clown-foolery

by i am in your walls November 21, 2021

May 2

International Dab day! A tradition started by GOT7s Bambam aka DabDab.

Person 1: “it’s may 2”

Person 2: “it’s International Dab Day!”
Person 3: “men ready your stations!”

Every person on planet earth proceeds to dab till sunset

by StanGot7forSmarts October 15, 2019

May 2

National Netflix and chill day with your gf/bf

On may 2 you and me going to Netflix and chill if you know what I mean?😏

by Keyz quotes May 1, 2022

MAY 2

may 2 is the day the booty burner goes on a rampage and mell cant get mad at me and marquan get get mad at me

hey its may 2 the booty burner is gunna come out and slap ur ass u better run

by booty burner April 29, 2022

May 2

show your nudes on ft ;)

May 2 is nude day its so butiful

by sexdays May 1, 2021

May 2

If you were born on May 2, your soulmate's name begins with the letter "N". You don't know it yet but when you meet them for the first time you'll know right then and there that they're the love of your life. You will fall in love with them very young and have a long lasting relationship. Nobody will ever compare to them no matter how many other people you meet in your life.

Person 1: Man I wish I can just meet my soulmate already

Person 2: When's your birthday?
Person 1: May 2
Person 2: Oh, then look out for people with the letter N
Person 1: Why?
Person: Cause he/she has your heart

by realspitimtellingthetruth May 7, 2020