paternity test

Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)

Stephanie tried to refuse to take the paternity test proving he wasn't the father because she didn't want the other guy to find out he wasn't the father either.

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

Maturity Spurt

An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.

Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.

by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009

Maturity Time Out

A time out given to an adult who needs to grow up.

Bob needs a maturity time out, he's acting like a child.

by Belle2006 August 6, 2011

Caternity Leave

When one acquires a new kitten or cat and must have paid or unpaid leave from work to revel in all it's feline glory. Similar to maternity or paternity leave.

Andrea just got a new kitten from the pound. All she wants to do is stay home, take pictures and feed him Temptations, so she went on Caternity Leave.

by AdotWdotB January 2, 2017

maturity

The ability to recognize when it is acceptable to act in an immature manner

Leaving before he let his anger get the best of him was a sign of his maturity.

by B-HAC August 16, 2010

emotional maturity

Being willing to take some shit to get some shit done

It takes some fuckin emotional maturity to deal with people

by johnnyblaze202020 May 4, 2018

maternititties

The state of a woman's breasts during pregnancy also known as maternity hence maternititties.

Her maternititties were a result of the birth of her first child.

by zobiwankanobi June 7, 2020