ass master

ie, the STAIRMASTER. a torcherous device used to make one's ass UNfreakingBELIEVABLY hot+++.

Today I rode the assmaster for an hour and I can feel my ass assilating into teh hotness. My ex boyfriend cried when he saw my sweet, sweet, beautiful ass.

by taterbug2821 November 28, 2004

ass master

A man that chooses ass as his lifestyle.

Johnny is a rich ass master.

by Curious Johnny January 11, 2004

Ass Master

one who is familiar with asses and their abilities to provide pleasure and to flatuate.

Donald is a total ass master he got with Monika

by Zac Lowe July 1, 2005

ass master

a person who is the master of bieng an ass...

kc is being a really big ass master today

by yo mama March 1, 2004

african ass master

a sexual position similar to the doggy style in which case when the male partner is about to cum he starts to brutally slap the females ass like a drum solo

last night my husband gave me an African ass master...now i cant sit down...

by sol badazz July 16, 2011

ass master flex

one who is a master at flex ones ass muscles!

How you doing ass master flex
yo dude im flexin ma arse yo!
shizzle ma nizzle ass master

by amander March 30, 2005

meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.

My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.

by angryboy July 24, 2006