A Mary Kate is a keeper. She will eat all of your food but you well still love her because how big her ass is. She is so sexy and good in bed. Men tend to love Mary Kates. She has a bad side though. She well frecking kill you if you insult her. You better run if she's on a bad mood. She's not mean but she is still very hardcore. Usually Mary Kates pretend to like some people but she hates your guts. If you break a Mary Kates heart she will breck your neck. She is beautiful, hot and funny. Everyone is jealous of Mary Kate because of that.
girl: I wanna be Mary Kate
guy: I wanna be near her
girl: her ass is bigger than my house
guy: bad ass
girl: hardcore af
girl: and hot af
guy: hell yah
God: I created Mary Kate well
guy: I wanna be near her
girl: her ass is bigger than my house
guy: bad ass
girl: hardcore af
girl: and hot af
guy: hell yah
God: I created Mary Kate well
by birdsaresexyaf May 15, 2017
Get the Mary Katemug. Save Mary-Kate!!!!!!!!!
by CynicalRomantic May 1, 2005
Get the Mary-Katemug. a Mary Kate is an energetic, artistic, fun - loving girl. She has a great smile, and a cute body. She's really into music, and has an extremely unique taste. She's a big-time party girl, and is unafraid to experiment... with ANYTHING. Her clothing choices are even more unique than her taste in music, but be careful. a Mary Kate can be a bit of a poser or attention whore at times, but everyone still loves her.
1: What is Mary Kate wearing?
2: Who knows, she probably just picked it out for attention.
1: I don't care, she looks GOOD!
2: Who knows, she probably just picked it out for attention.
1: I don't care, she looks GOOD!
by gthfk8774 January 1, 2012
Get the Mary Katemug. 1) an eating-disorder-ridden, indecisive, eager-to-please perfectionist
2) a sweet, unassuming virgin who is most likely quiet and timid, speaking more with noises (hm, oh, mm) and sound bites (fun, sounds good, whatever you want to do) than actual words, often accompanied by excessive eye-lash batting and pursing of lips. see mary with a twist
3. prude, but with sooo much potential i.e. perfection
2) a sweet, unassuming virgin who is most likely quiet and timid, speaking more with noises (hm, oh, mm) and sound bites (fun, sounds good, whatever you want to do) than actual words, often accompanied by excessive eye-lash batting and pursing of lips. see mary with a twist
3. prude, but with sooo much potential i.e. perfection
1) man you couldn’t decide on what food to order and now you're not eating it.... you going mary kate on me?
2a) i dated some britneys but I'm marrying a mary kate
2b) good luck they are a dying breed....
3a) man, all the girls at this party are whores… wait a second, who’s that hottie?
3b) that’s mary kate. she’s gorgeous, but she’s waiting til marriage.
3a) damn.
2a) i dated some britneys but I'm marrying a mary kate
2b) good luck they are a dying breed....
3a) man, all the girls at this party are whores… wait a second, who’s that hottie?
3b) that’s mary kate. she’s gorgeous, but she’s waiting til marriage.
3a) damn.
by mcluvin8485 March 19, 2009
Get the Mary Katemug. one who loves hard-core make out sessions with small Asian men. likes to lick ones balls while having cum spurted at her face. always up for a good time, but most always is part of the bad times. bushy eyebrowed, narrow minded, snout faced homosexual. not one to talk to in public. ralated to a species of jack ass, usually mates with them in the spring.
by Bossin November 2, 2008
Get the Mari-Katemug. a "Mary Kate" is an ungrateful spineless bitch that acts alot different in public than she does at home. She happens to be a sweetheart on the outside but a cold hearted bitcg when it comes right down to it. she acts differently around different people and can NOT be trusted.
by angrygirlnnn July 11, 2010
Get the Mary Katemug. The party is tomorrow! She's gonna have to "mary kate" that Big Mac if she wants to fit in her dress.
by Richard F the2nd January 11, 2008
Get the mary katemug.