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Marathon Drinking

The act of drinking continuously and progressively throughout the day in hopes of achieving and maintaining an "awesome state" of drunkness. They usually pertain to tailgating events or other events such as St. Patty's, Cinco de Mayo.. or no particular reason on a Friday,Saturday, Monday, Wednesday afternoon. The main idea is to last.
Those who do not make it past 10 pm...epic fail and free to shame.
Anyone want to do another Octobong?
No, I already had four and I want to last this is a marathon not a sprint!

20 beers, 10 jello shots and I'm still alive, victory!

Marathon Drinking is different from other marathons because even those that do not finish still win.
by Adrianna Danger February 18, 2009
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airport marathon

The so called "marathon" that takes place when you are so late for a flight that you must run through the airport. Obstacles may include crowds, escalators, trams and security check points.
Passenger 1: Dude, calm down, whats the deal?
Passenger 2: Sorry man. My connecting flight into Atlanta was late, so I had to run an airport marathon to get here on time.
by (*(*&%&9 August 2, 2006
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Marythony

sweet caring person, who doesn't give a S*** about who ever is talking about her.

pronounced: "Mary-tony"
girl 1 "did you hear what she was saying about you?"

girl 2 "Yeah and i don't care cus i'm Marythony like that!"
by Seastar & Swtheart :) March 30, 2009
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Markthony

A name that is created when someones parents are crazy and can't come up with one name for their child so they combine two names to make one
Well he should be named Mark, no Anthony.. no let's call him Markthony
by Marktheonerealmark March 23, 2009
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Marathon runner

A person fueled by masochism whose ultimate running destination is sanctimony
He likes to brag about being a routine marathon runner
by Bebe1957 June 11, 2018
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Marathon duhh

When someone trains for the marathon which gets cancelled because of corona
by Ollieduhh June 3, 2020
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