Damian Manwaring

A total legend, almost mythical in his excellence.. Having a party simply add a Damian Manwaring for an instant "partious maximus" His hilarious antics will be forever spoken about when times are dull and boring...

This strapping young lad could very well be the next GOD and is accepting donations NOW.

"man this is lame... i wish Damian Manwaring was here..."

long silence....

".....yea same...."

by thewindinthewillows February 5, 2010

Manscaping Paradox

A natural and uncontested law of the universe. Simply put, if a man shaves his goods before a date for the purpose of intercourse, he will NOT have sex that night. However, if he forgets to manscape, he WILL most likely have sex. A true no-win situation.

Shaving my goods before sex IS good manners, but The Manscaping Paradox says that I can’t shave if I want to smash. Damn. I

by StuffTheMoot January 23, 2020

Northern Manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.

(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern

by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015

Northern Manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.

(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern

by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015

Mancing

Kissing and romancing with a friend.. Nothing more nothing less with no prospect of a relationship. A less sleezy and nicer version of being a friend with benefits!.. Romancing, without the 'RO'....Just Mancing !

Rules Of Mancing.
1) No developing 'feelings' for the other mancer
2) No Jealousy of the fellow mancer
3) Always take the other mancer out for dates (this is compulsary)
4) Never PDA

5) Always have fun Mancing
6) Keep it casual...
7) Never make it obvious, Keep it tekkers
8) You must impulsively get pointless matching tattoos and/or go to Ireland for a night and/or get married for banter.

Girl- I'm so glad we're friends
Boy - Will you come over for tea later?
Girl - I will of course, if you grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse..

Boy- Standard Mancing sesh...!

by LordandLadyMance November 24, 2011

Assistant Managing Editor (AME)

An individual working on a journal (often a Law Review) that does excellent work but can be catty/judgy.

AME: Did you see that guy? He looks like Jabba the Hutt?

Girl: Why you gotta be so catty?

Guy: Because he's an Assistant Managing Editor (AME).

by legalshenanigans August 21, 2014

Manscaping

When men groom themselves in a very thorough and complete manner.
Shaving, waxing, nose hair picking, shopping, "men makeuping"

"Where's your date?"

"He's still manscaping upstairs."

"Does he wax?

"Yes. Ugh..."

by Dolores Neveer June 6, 2014