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Sundance man syndrome

Similar to short man syndrome. Except the bearer of this awful title doesn't have to be short, stubby, vertically challenged or petite. Although short dicked is a common trait. And obviously angry. Usually at the world for getting dealt the short hand, or in this case the Sundance hand. He walks around with his face all red, his chest puffed out, and a chip on his shoulder. With a name like Sundance who can blame him?
Who's that party pooper over there all pissed off taking all the candy from those kids? He's acing like he has Sundance man syndrome.

Whats your friend's name? Moonwalker? Sunscreen? Sunburn? Sun of a bitch? Ohhhh!!! Duh! Sundance! Who could forget that? Silly me!

Wandering Old Man Syndrome 

A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.
Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."

Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."
Wandering Old Man Syndrome by Khozo September 23, 2010

PMS (Pissy Man Syndrome) 

Pissy Man Syndrome: Those random occurrences lasting anywhere from minutes to weeks when males act moody, whiny, and irritable as if menstruating.

See also: Manstration
Person 1: Jesus what's wrong with Fred?

Person 2: Heck if I know. Guess he's got a serious case of "PMS (Pissy Man Syndrome)".

Big Man Syndrome 

Big Man Syndrome (BMS) is marked by delusions that because there's a girl willing to sleep with you and hang on your every word (hence being a "big man") that everyone else, particularly males, are equally enthusiastic supporters of the mindless bullshit you purport. Other symptoms include: unwillingness to listen or compromise, unreasonable demands you expect to be fulfilled and the belief everyone else shares your interests.
"Man, Sean won't shut the fuck up. Ever since he started dating what's-her-face he's had some serious big man syndrome."
Big Man Syndrome by H8 BIG MEN March 8, 2010

Little Man Syndrome 

When a man of short stature feels insecure and as a result feels the need to belittle and offend others to make himself feel proud.
When a small man (with little man syndrome) greets you with: "Oh still feeling ill? By the looks of you, its pretty obvious!" (or something similar)
Little Man Syndrome by S. Ashburne February 23, 2010

Little man syndrome 

Condition whereby undersized men compensate for their smallness by physically asserting their presence.
That Puerto Rican just freaked on me when I stepped on his puma—he’s got a bad case of little man syndrome.
Little man syndrome by P. Chop October 15, 2003