major league pussy

Somebody who backs out of a pre-planned activity for one or more lame reasons.

Dave is a major league pussy for bailing on slinging the rock tonight.

by Hairbo July 19, 2006

Major.League.Cock.

Definition of when a circumstance doesn't match your expected outcome or a certain level of unfortunate events

Q: did you hear about so and so getting locked up?
A: naw man that's (sucks) Major.League.Cock.

Q: hey do you like The Mariners ?
A: naw they suck major league

by Dicksnatchiddy October 2, 2018

Major League Swag

Straight Gangster.
Straight Love.
Straight Class.

That dude has Major League Swag!

by L.V. $wagtastic May 24, 2023

MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

An interjection that is either used to express congratuation or confusion.

Example 1:
Hiko: I just got into this new university for smart people!
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
Example 2:
Hiko: Explain why there is a cat in the fridge?? It's only us.
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

by MissSaikou September 16, 2023

major league yapping

competitive non-stop useless and meaningless talking

person a: bro quit yapping bruh, are you a of major league yapping?
person b: shit bro MLY is what i'll all about

by iDunnoDiction April 14, 2024

Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR

Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR

Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Minor/Major league

Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.

In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex

Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex

Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night

Bruh no way; minor/major league??

Just minor league, we're taking it slow

I get that fam.

by Clarificationdood February 12, 2017