When you're in a public transit, like a bus or train or plane, you pull out your penis before the person next to you sits down and you put it under them with out them knowing.
Marc: Hey Nathan, do you remember that time i lumber jacked that chick on the bus?
Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!
Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?
Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?
Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!
Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?
Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?
by Adam Demamp November 3, 2011
Get the Lumber jackingmug. A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni
by concieted piñata April 17, 2011
Get the Mer-Lumber Jackmug. a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the tree loses. The loser must rub the seamen on his axe for grip and then cut down the tree in order to produce fire wood for the campsite.
We ran out of fire wood on our camping trip and we decided to have a lumber jack off to designate a bitch to get more wood.
by BonerJammin' April 7, 2009
Get the lumber jack offmug. A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni
by concieted piñata April 17, 2011
Get the Mer-Lumber Jackmug. by Medici32 May 29, 2016
Get the lumber-jacking offmug. dude did you see that dyke marie total lesbian lumber jack
Or
so eric nice lesbian lumber jack you brought to dinner its a shame she will be having my grandchildren
Or
so eric nice lesbian lumber jack you brought to dinner its a shame she will be having my grandchildren
by Mike Valente December 14, 2008
Get the lesbian lumber jackmug. a partner craps on a plate. then the male partner saws it in ahlf with his erect penis. then they feast
by Jermiah Pharms December 5, 2003
Get the chocalte lumber jackmug.