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So, how about that local sports team? 

A phrase uttered after an awkward silence to break the tension, but it usually ends up making the situation more awkward or ends with people laughing
Person A: I think I killed her when I knocked her down

*Awkward silence*

Person B: So, how about that local sports team?....

*Longer awkward silence*
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Local sexpot 

Trevor Moore
That local sexpot has been doing some sexy things lately
Local sexpot by Kalypso April 22, 2022

Local Summer

Local summer is a phrase coined by all of us San Diegans, especially the beach residents referring to the months of September and October when all of the Zonies have gone back to Arizona and we get our beaches back.
Hey Bill, Parking, uncrowded beaches, zero UofA tents on the beach, it must be local summer!
Local Summer by Yea Bill September 3, 2019

goshen local schools 

it smells like fish because of all of the girls/all the boys playing fortnite/teachers are trash/school is poor and is boring/everyone is either reall poor or really rich and there's no where in between/Levi Payne walking around with a Gucci belt
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Poor kid: goshen local schools...
Person 1:Yucky!!!

local singles 

An advertisement made to take your identity and ruin your life
Hey dude I clicked on that Local Singles ad and my credit card and information was stolen!
local singles by MikeGames February 15, 2014

local ski thot 

A girl, typically rich and blonde found working at a local ski resort in Sweden or Norway who lives off her parents money and sleeps with all the local skiers.
"Hey bro I was thinking of asking Jani on a date"

"No man don't go for her, I heard she's the local ski thot."
local ski thot by Sordin July 10, 2017

Goshen Local Schools 

Your perspective of this school depends on who you are. If you’ve attended “Goshen 😬” for your whole life, you probably love it/think it’s decent. If you moved here from another school that was bigger and better, since goshen is a small school, you probably dislike it. This school has the most drama anyone’s ever seen. There’s the trailer park trash kids, the popular kids, the ratchet kids, the kids who try to act bad but they aren’t, and the kids who everybody loves and is inclusive to everybody. For teachers, there’s the teachers who is everyone’s favorite, the teacher that hates kids and calls herself “Dr.”, and the teacher’s AID that everyone either loves, hates, or doesn’t know. This school is the definition of either a poor school or a school that uses all the money for themselves, we don’t know. The money probably goes to Spaulding when they have celebration day, since they get bouncy castles. The middle school only has the warrior walk, which is big sus, and dodgeball games. The high school is different and there’s couples making out all over the place. There’s very limited sports options to choose from, and most of the teachers hate their lives. The principal of the high school sounds like Nemo. Overall, you either love or hate goshen. You can make some good friends, but they’ll either stay with you for years or drop you for nothing 🤪.
Kid 1: “Man, I hate goshen.”
Popular Kids: bye we hate you now hope your life doesn’t turn into a living hell how dare you disrespect Goshen Local Schools my mom is the head of the PTO
Kid who doesn’t care: shut up ****