Lonnie

Lonnie is not the nicest person, if you get on his nerves he will be an ass to you until you say sorry.
always likes basketball and never messed with fate. also eats others food

John: who's that

Ivan: that's Lonnie Don't mess with him
John: Why not?
Ivan: Just don't
Lonnie: STOP TALKIN ABOUT ME!!!

Lonnie can be really mean

by Jpsgames May 10, 2018

Lonny

His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and he is man enough to admit it.

Frank is so Lonny, all the guys want him but he belongs to Mel.

by lummysgrl February 04, 2010

Lonni

1. A Beautiful Blonde that gets better with age.

Now that chicks a Lonni, I wouldn't mind having her around.

by tiltedtarts April 27, 2011

Lonnie

Typically cold hearted old men who’s hearts turn warm when they meet women who change their perception of the world. Very outgoing and kind to others. They secretly have a heart of gold but hide it well.

Hey did you go and talk to Lonnie ? No, his girl is too crazy !

by greeneyednative December 08, 2021

Lonnie

A large and fluffy and/or puffy object or person.

"Man that Jiggypuff is so lonnie."

"Man I don't want this stale and hard cottoncandy, I want some fresh lonnie cottoncandy."

by badmofo808 February 04, 2010

Lonnie

a male who is given the name after an embarassing accident of being caught sleping naked with his hand,,,,uhm..nevermind

"dude. we gave him the nickname lonnie beacuase...-"

lonnie : "shutup!"

by Avatar<33 April 27, 2010

Lonnie

The act of performing oral sex while defecating.

The opposite of blumpkin.

Alternate spelling-Lonny.

I bet that guy will give you a lonnie.

by Vicious Masterjack January 08, 2014