Longy

A cigarette butt that still has a small amount of tobacco left that you can smoke. These are usually taken out of an ashtray. You can smoke them but may get an STD.
Harry: There are no fuckin darts left
Jim: Have a longy out of the tray dickhead
by Artificial_autism August 27, 2020
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The Longy Paradox

In a trade situation, when coming into a problem on a work site the requires a photo of an area, the moment that the problem is acknowledged the photo destroys itself and any evidence that it ever existed ceases to exist.
“Can you find a photo of the piezo? I can’t find it.”
“Nah there’s not photo”
“Fucking Longy
“It’s the Longy Paradox mate”
by Living Benefit Card February 24, 2024
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