livestock

commonly used in plural to indicate working women like hookers, or even whores and sluts.

...While he masturbates to photos of livestock,
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock... (the lyrics from Bloodhound Gang song)

by trank January 30, 2008

livestrong

The mantra of Lance armstrong, 6 time Tour de France winner and cancer surivor.

Livestrong is found on yellow wrist bands which are worn to show support for the LAF (Lance Armstrong Foundation). Supporting their goal to enhance the lives of those people living with cancer!

NOT just a silly yellow wristband!!

"Yellow wakes me up in the morning
Yellow gets me on the bike every day
Yellow has taught me the true meaning of sacrifice
Yellow has made me suffer
YELLOW IS THE REASON I AM HERE"
Lance Armstrong 7 year cancer survivor

by Livestrong supporter! December 30, 2004

limestone college

It's a bunch of penises that have no vaginas to fuck because every girl here is either ugly, has a shit ton of STDs, or has a vagina so big that no penis can give them pleasure anymore

Guy 1: gonna fuck any girls at college?
Guy 2: nope, I'm going to limestone college where too many fucking dudes and the leftover girls are ugly as shit

by Foxyloxy2495 February 12, 2014

Livestock Fingering

The practice of inserting a finger in and then out of any farm animal until one of you completes.

Can be done for your pleasure or for the animals.

Hey Pete, do you want to go to the country to do some Livestock Fingering? I've fingered a goat and a ram but never a chicken.

Its 9am. Have you fingered your livestock today?

Have you gotten to Third Base (aka fingering) with that ram?

by PartTimeLover November 23, 2009

liveroonie

Liv is one of the best girls in the world! She is a loyal and funny girl. She is beautiful inside and out and is there for you no matter what! She always has good memes to send to you and she is always up for a conversation. Be prepared for a late night chat though as she loves to stay up and listen to brockhampton. If this girl enters your life, do not let her out...she’s too good to lose.

Friend 1: Your friends with Liveroonie?
Friend 2: yeah...
Friend 1: your so lucky man!
Friend 2: I know.

by Theurbanboiman January 6, 2019

Livestronging

1.The act of running over a bicyclist while taking anabolic steroids.

2. Performing any act while taking an excessive amount of steroids.

I would have been home earlier but I was out having too much fun livestronging.

by T2Kx October 27, 2012

micro-livestock

Insects eaten as gourmet food.

Entomophagists have a wide choice of micro-livestock varieties: from grasshoppers that taste like chicken, to cockroaches eaten in East-Asian countries like Thailand!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007